truepudding | 1ST PUDDING - [action/voice/idek]

COOOOOO!!! [A pigeon is having a temper tantrum in the middle of the town. What will you do?]

Coo! With his mouth, of course!

...this isn't happening. It must be a side effect of this place or something, a bird comes here and all of a sudden it can talk.

Coo coo! That is nonsense! Okosan has always been able to talk!

...but you're a bird.

Coo! Of course Okosan is a bird! What else would he be?!

Birds can't talk. [he realizes he's arguing in circles now but doesn't care]

Cooo! Of course birds can talk! What strange land do you live in where birds can't talk?!

A normal land.

Coo! A land without talking birds can hardly be called a normal land!

Edited 2012-02-17 03:47 (UTC)

...are you serious?

Coo coo! Okosan is certainly not jesting!

... [this is too weird]