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truepudding) wrote2012-01-26 05:50 pm
truepudding) wrote2012-01-26 05:50 pm
1ST PUDDING - [action/voice/idek]
COOOOOO!!! [A pigeon is having a temper tantrum in the middle of the town. What will you do?]
[Well that catches her attention.]
Oh hello Mr. Pidgeon! You're very friendly aren't you?
Oh hello Mr. Pidgeon! You're very friendly aren't you?
[ Okay, she's moving out from underneath his hovering because she is not very fond of birds crapping on her face. ]
You do! That's excellent! [ Her sensei summons a giant turtle that can talk so she's not surprised a bird can. ] You're in Luceti, where you're basically kidnapped and given wings. I think I have a beginner's guide somewhere you can read but it's pretty long. Do you want to hear it? [ ...she likes him a lot already. In Tenten's mind, she can see it now, he's her personal angry bird!!! ]
You do! That's excellent! [ Her sensei summons a giant turtle that can talk so she's not surprised a bird can. ] You're in Luceti, where you're basically kidnapped and given wings. I think I have a beginner's guide somewhere you can read but it's pretty long. Do you want to hear it? [ ...she likes him a lot already. In Tenten's mind, she can see it now, he's her personal angry bird!!! ]
G-gah! [Eggman dives out of the way of this demented pigeon at the last moment, crashing to the ground in the process.]
I will! [And Kazooie trots right up to Okosan, glaring down at him.
... Or up? She's three and a half feet tall, who knows where that puts her with him.]
... You look pretty funny. What kinda bird are you? [... Says the cartoon breegull.]
... Or up? She's three and a half feet tall, who knows where that puts her with him.]
... You look pretty funny. What kinda bird are you? [... Says the cartoon breegull.]
Cooo! Okosan demands to see the ones who are responsible for this! He will set them straight, indeed he will!
[ FOR ALL OF THE REASONS ] It's not going to get you anywhere! You still wouldn't be able to get back home.
Coooooo? Can these Malnosso not send anybirdie back, then?!
Cooo! Okosan demands you leave his mother out of this!
I would think a lot less people would be here if they were able to leave.
Coooo!! Then Okosan must go teach these miscreants a lesson! They will rue the day they crossed Okosan! [oh no he's leaving again STOP HIM...]
[ ksdfjgblkdfjgblkOKOSAN ] Stop! They're not going to listen! [ DON'T MAKE HIM PICK YOU UP OKOSAN ]
Cooo! Okosan will make them listen! [yeah you're gonna have to pick him up or something.........]
[ SIGH ] ... I apologize for this. [ Without another warning, he picks Okosan up and just... starts walking away with him. He's holding tight enough that it won't be very easy for him to break free from his hold. ]
[cue indignant squawking and angry flapping] Cooooooo! Unhand Okosan this instant, vile fiend!
I won't! I'm not going to let you run off when you don't even know what you're up against! [ deal with it ]
[SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK] Scoundrel! Brigand! Creep!
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